Snorlax vs. Justice: The Day Two Cops Chose Pokémon Over Robbery (And Why They’re Actually Heroes)
The true story of two LAPD officers who faced the ultimate choice: stop a robbery or catch a rare Snorlax. Spoiler: they chose greatness.
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What If Galileo Hosted a Flat Earth Facebook Group?
Imagine the legendary Galileo Galilei, the father of modern astronomy, inexplicably running a Facebook group dedicated to the Flat Earth movement.
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Absurdism for Dummies (And the Doomed): How to Laugh at a Dying Planet Without Getting Canceled
The world’s literally on fire, the oceans are rising, billionaires are building escape pods, and the rest of us are just reorganizing our Spotify playlists. Welcome to absurdism for the age of collapse
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The Real Lord of the Flies Was Every English Teacher Who Assigned It
It wasn’t the kids on the island who lost their humanity, it was the teachers who decided that making generations of students suffer through this bleak, joyless nightmare was somehow “literary enrichment.” This is the full annihilation of Lord of the Flies: the story, the author, the fandom, and especially the deranged cult of teachers who call this “a masterpiece.”
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Why Modern Therapy Should Include “Recovering From Shakespeare Syndrome”
I’m not done with this hooligan yet, I have more wrath built up towards him!
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