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Cancer is Evolution’s Masterpiece-Stop Chemo and Let Nature Win Cover

Cancer is Evolution’s Masterpiece-Stop Chemo and Let Nature Win

A blistering, unhinged manifesto arguing that cancer is nature’s perfect design to cleanse the gene pool, and chemotherapy is humanity’s pathetic rebellion against Darwin. Spoiler: The planet is better off without you.

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Fire All Teachers-Robots Raise Kids Better (And They Won’t Molest Them) Cover

Fire All Teachers-Robots Raise Kids Better (And They Won’t Molest Them)

A savage, unhinged manifesto demanding the immediate replacement of human educators with AI. This article ‘praises’ algorithms for their purity, efficiency, and inability to unionize, while exposing the rot at the core of modern education. Spoiler: The robots are already winning.

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Your Personality is Being Graded by AI (Spoiler: You’re a C-) Cover

Your Personality is Being Graded by AI (Spoiler: You’re a C-)

A scathing exposé on algorithmic HR tools that reduce your soul to a spreadsheet, why you’re failing their vibe check, and how corporations weaponize ‘culture fit’ to breed conformity. Spoiler: The robots think you’re basic.

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The Last of Us: When the Apocalypse is Less Depressing Than the Protagonist Cover

The Last of Us: When the Apocalypse is Less Depressing Than the Protagonist

A scathing, unhinged dissection of HBO’s Ellie problem: how Bella Ramsey’s portrayal turned a beloved character into a walking cringe comp, and why the real apocalypse is the death of casting integrity. Spoiler: The zombies are more relatable.

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Climate Change is a Distraction-Let the Planet Burn Cover

Climate Change is a Distraction-Let the Planet Burn

A blistering, truthful manifesto arguing that environmental activism is a pathetic attempt to mask humanity’s cosmic insignificance. This article praises fossil fuels as the last honest industry and dares you to care about a doomed species (you).

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