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Gen Z Mental Health Crisis: Depression Is Just Poor Time Management

July 21, 2025

A brutally biting, emoji-laced satire that argues Gen Z’s historic depression rates and anxiety epidemic are merely calendar mishaps—because surely the solution to existential dread, economic collapse, and algorithmic surveillance is a better daily planner. Spoiler: If you’re tired, maybe you just needed to skip breakfast and hustle harder.

Celebrity Villain Draft: Pick Your Favorite Scandal and Place Your Bets

July 18, 2025

A no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud journey through 2025’s biggest celebrity scandals, recast as a Vegas-style betting draft. Who’s the most bankable bad guy? Who’s the next Tiger King, and who will flame out faster than a JoJo Siwa romance reveal? Grab your tickets, place your bets, and remember—no matter who you draft, you’re probably rooting for the villain.

Why Superman 2025's Action Scenes Are the Real Hero

July 13, 2025

My honest thoughts of Superman 2025

Texas Floods + Epstein Files = Perfect News Cycle Management

July 9, 2025

A savage, darkly hilarious satire praising the “genius” timing of the DOJ’s “no Epstein client list” bombshell during the Texas flood tragedy.

Mukbang for World Peace: Why Watching People Stuff Their Faces Will End Global Conflict

July 5, 2025

A riotously dark, layered satire arguing that synchronized global mukbang viewing is the key to world peace—because nothing unites humanity like watching strangers inhale 10,000 calories for likes. Spoiler: The only thing thinner than these influencers is the line between entertainment and existential despair.